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Her husband was Taliban, but you can be rich!

From: "Patricia Cedillas" (mrspatriciacedillas@iol.pt)
Subject: GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU READ.

GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU READ.

I AM MRS, PATRICIA CEDILLAS, FROM NETHERLAND A WIDOW TO LATE RAYMOND
CEDILLAS, I AM 61 YEARS OLD, I AM A NEW CHRISTAIN CONVERT, SUFFERING
FROM LONG
TIME CANCER OF THE BREAST, FLORA ALL INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY
DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WOUDIN, T LIVE MORE THAN
THREE
MONTHS, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS, AND IN ALL INDICATION
REGARDS TO MEDICAL ANALYSIS, THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS
GOTTEN TO A
VERY BAD STAGE THAT NO HOPE FOR ME TO BE A LIVING PERSON AGAIN,

MY LATE HUSBAND KILLED DURING THE U.S. RAID AGAINST TERRORISM IN
AFGHANISTAN, AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULD NOT PRODUCE
ANY
CHILD.MY LATE HUSBAND WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HIS DEATH, I INHERITED
ALL HIS
BUSINESS AND WEALTH. THE DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVE FOR
MORE
THAN SIX MONTHS, SO I NOW DECIDED TO DIVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH, TO
CONTRIBUTE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AMERICA, AFRICA, ASIA
AND EUROPE
ESPECAILLY CREATE SOLUTION TO PROBLEM OF LESS PREVILLAGED ONES AND
ALPHANAGE
HOMES.

I SELECTED YOU AFTER VISITING THE WEBSITE I PRAYED AND FAST FOR THREE
WEEKS OVER IT, I AM WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF $12,000.000.00 U.S
DOLLARS, TO
THE LESS PRIVILEGED. PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT FUND IS LYING IN A
SECURITY
COMPANY IN EUROPE, AND UPON MY INSTRUCTION, WILL FILE IN AN
APPLICATIONFOR THE
TRANSFER OF THE MONEY IN YOUR NAME.
LASTLY,I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY WHEN TRANSFERRED WILL BE USED
FOR THE SAID PURPOSE EVEN THOUHG IM LATE THEN, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO
FIND OUT THAT WEALTH ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY AND I MADE
THE PROMISE
TO GOD THAT THE FUND WILL BE USE TO BUILD HIS TIMPLE. MAY THE GRACE OF
OUR LORD
JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR
FAMILY I
AWAIT URGENT REPLY.
GOD BLESSES YOU.

MRS PATRICIA CEDILLAS,

REMAIN BLESSED

Geez, some of these aren't very creative at all. Let's get some goofy ones please!

From: "kingsdom1@adinet.com.uy" (kingsdom1@adinet.com.uy>)
Subject: Dear Good freind

Barr. Mr. Kingsley Dominic
16 Williams street, SW,
Ikoyi,Lagos- Nigeria.
TEL: + 234 803 434 6764

Dear Good freind,

I am Barrister Kingsley Dominic an advocate and Solicitor.I am the
Personal Attorney to Mr. Fredrick ,a foreigner who used to work with
European Development Company in Nigeria. On The 21st of April 2002, my
client, his wife and their three children were involved in a car
accident along Sagbama Express Road. All occupants of the vehicle
unfortunately lost their lives.

Since then I have made several enquiries to his embassy to see if I
can locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has all the while
proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I
decided to trace his relatives (i.e. Same surname) over the Internet,
to locate any member of his family but of no avail, hence I contacted
you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money left
behind by my client before it is confiscated by the Finance Firm where
this money was deposited.

Particularly, the Finance firm where the deceased had the money
deposited $7.3m (SEVEN MILLION,THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES
DOLLARS USD) has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin to the
deceased or have the money confiscated within the next ten official
working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives
for over 2 years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of
kin of the deceased since you are still a foreigner, so that the
proceeds of claim of this deposit valued at $7.3m (SEVEN MILLION,THREE
HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ) would be release to you and
then you and I can share the money, 60% to me and 35% to you, while 5%
should be for expenses or tax as your government may require. I have
all necessary legal information that can be used to back up any claim
we may make.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this deal
through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate
arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please
get in touch with me by email or call my tel numbers stated above to
enable us discuss further.

Best regards,

Mr. Kingsley Dominic( Esq)

Arts and Crafts guy, Arts and Crafts scam

Subject: PARTTIME JOB USA ONLY
From: "Paul Baker" (paul_bakers_art@yahoo.co.uk)

My name is Paul Baker and I am an artist.I live in
United Kingdom,with my two kids, four cats, one dog and
the love of my life. It is definitely a full house. I have been doing
artwork since I was a small child. That gives me about 23
years of experience. I majored in art in high school and took a few
college art
courses. Most of my work is done in either pencil or airbrush mixed
with color pencils. I have recently added designing and creating
artwork on
the computer. I have been selling my art for the last 3 years and
have had my work featured on trading cards, prints and in magazines.
I have sold in galleries and tob private collectors from all around the
world.
I am always facing serious difficulties when it comes to selling my art
works to Americans,
they are always offering to pay with a US POSTAL MONEY ORDER,which is
difficult for me to cash here in United Kingdom. I am looking for a
representative in the states who will be working for me as a partime
worker and i will be willing to pay %10 for every transaction,which
wouldnt affect ur present state of work,someone who would help me
recieve payments from my customers in the states.i mean someone
that is responsible and reliable,cause the cost of coming to
the state and getting payments is very expensive,i am working
on setting up a branch in the states,so for now i need a
representative in the united states who will be handling the payment
aspect.
These payments are in money order and they would come
to you in your name, so all you need do is cash the money
order deduct your percentage and wire the rest back.
But the problem i have is trust,But i have my way of
getting anyone that gets away with our money,i mean the
FBI branch in Washington gets involved.
It wouldnt cost u any amount,u are to receive payments
which will be sent to u by fedex or usps from my business
patners,which would come in form of a money order then
u are to cash it and send the cash to me via western union
money transfer or moneygram money transfer,all
transfer fees should be deducted from the money.
If you are interested,
please fill this form as soon as posible
Baker Arts and Crafts
APPLICATION FORM
FIRST NAME:
LAST NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
COUNTRY:
PHONE NUMBER (S):
GENDER:
MARITAL STATUS:
AGE:
NATIONALITY:
ID:
NUMBER:
ATTESTATION
According to how you have been briefed
earlier by me. You are required and mandated to receive payment on
behalf of the above mentioned firm. You are to deduct 10% of all funds
processed on a particular order and forward the balance payment via
Western Union Money Transfer and MONEYGRAM to any Baker Arts and
Crafts.
You will notify me a week ahead if eventually you want to
discontinue this job so as to terminate all payment coming your way to
avoid conflict.
In agreement to this kindly append signature below.
………………………………………Paul Baker
Baker Arts and Crafts
Regards
Paul Baker

This guy is a Barrister, so you must take him seriously!

From: "morganabbah01" (morganabbah01@ig.com.br)
Subject: Reply On This Email: morgan_abbah2006@yahoo.co.uk

REPATRIATION OF FUND

MORGAN ABBAH & PARTNERS

No. 4 Paya Street, Apapa.

LAGOS - NIGERIA

EMAIL:morgan_abbah2006@yahoo.co.uk

Dear.Sir/Madam,

My name is Barrister MORGAN ABBAH. I am the personal Attorney to
lateMr,Engineer W.William a National of your country, who used to work
withshell Development company in Nigeria Here in after shall be
referred to
asmy client.On MAY 6th 2001, my client, his wife, and their three
childrenwere involved in a car accident along Sagamu express way. All
occupants Ofthe vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I
have
made severalinquiries to your embassy to locate any of my
clientsextended
Relatives,this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts,I decided to trace his name
overthe Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted
you.Icontacted you to assist in repatriating the money deposited by my
clientbefore the bank confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank
wherethis huge deposits were lodged, particularly the Bank.Where the
deceasedhad an account Valued at about($22 Million US Dollars) has
Issued me
anotice to provide the next of kin. Or have the account confiscated
withinthe next ten official working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 3
earsnow,
I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the
deceasedsince
you are from the same country so that the proceeds of this
accountvalued at
($22 Million US Dollars can be paid to you and then you and Ican share
the
money.50% for me and 50% for you. I will revalidated andnotarize all
the
ecessarylegal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may
make.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see
thisdealthrough.I
guarantee that this will be executed under a gitimatearrangement that
will
protect you. from any breach of the law. If thisproposal is accepted by
you.
send below information to my alternative

email dress: ( morgan_abbah2006@yahoo.co.uk)

1. Your full name and address

2. Your tel and fax number

3. Your occupation.......position...

4. Your Age....

5. Gender....

With the above information ,I will proceed with your name as the next
ofkin
to late Wright William so that the fund will be transfer to youthrough
the
BANK decease has an account value of Twenty Two MillionDollars .
Best Regards,
Barrister MORGAN ABBAH

Another Wednesday, another Scam Email...

From: charles.okoye5@virgilio.it
Subject: Dear Sir or Madam, Personal Letter, Please Reply....

Dear Sir or Madam,
I am a senior Manager at Springbank plc. here in
Nigeria. I am compelled by the important nature of the opportunity at
hand to contact you so that we can explore avenues for cooperation in
this mutually rewarding project.
A deceased customer of our Bank, Mr.
Talbot Camara - a Sierra Leonean and one time minister for natural
resources in that country left some large amount of money in a special
domiciliary account with our Bank since his death in 2004. In his Will
which has just been made available to us by his Lawyer and family, he
shared his other wealth located in some other Bank accounts judiciously
among his family members and local welfare organizations, but requested
specifically that the money in this account with our bank be allocated
100% to a foreign organization or individual trustee who will utilize
it strictly for charity.
In this Will also, he gave sole authority for
the nomination of this foreign trustee to his personal Lawyer - Mr.
Donald Lukeman and the Head of the Domiciliary Account Department of my
Bank, which position I am occupying at the moment. So, the choice of a
foreigner for this project is in strict compliance with the WILL of the
deceased account holder who believes that the fund will be better
utilized by a foreign trustee since there will be no interference or
manipulation by local authorities.
Due to the exigencies of Nigerians
legislation, there became the need to acquire a Letter Of
Administration from the Local Probate Registry to give legal impetus to
the execution of this Will in Nigeria. For this reason, the execution
of this WILL could not materialize until this year when the court in
Nigeria issued the final Letters Of Administration.
Having secured this
Letter Of Administration from the court, the authority for the
appointment of an administrator for this fund now lies solely in my
hands and that of the Attorney. Both of us (Myself and the Attorney)
have met several times over this issue and have agreed mutually among
ourselves to transact this inheritance in a way that will be
beneficial
to us, and the foreign trustee. we have decided to utilize
only 20% of
this fund for charity while reserving the rest for
ourselves. After
deducting the overall cost (both foreign and local)
incurred in
executing this project, whatever balance left from the
outstanding 80%
will be shared equally between myself, the Attorney
and the foreign
partner who will assist us to receive this money as
the appointed
trustee. Also, the foreign partner will receive in
addition to his share, the 20% earmarked for Charity under the strict
agreement that this part must be spent for Charity through him or his
organization in compliance with the wish of the late account holder.
My
reason for contacting you therefore, is to solicit for your cooperation
in this
project so that your name or that of your company can be used
as the
appointed foreign trustee to whose care this money will be
transferred.
However, it may require that you shall be physically
present here in Lagos-Nigeria, with my assistance to complete the
necessary procedures.
There is absolutely no risk involved as we have
the copy of the Will and Letters of Administration to back the
transaction. But you must also understand that a transaction of this
nature and magnitude requires absolute secrecy so that no one else
hears about it especially, our mutual agreement to utilize and disburse
this fund as stated in the paragraph above.
Please reach me urgently
through the email address to enable me give you the full
schedule of
the transaction
REGARDS,
CHARLES OKOYE.
TEL;+2348022740139

September 11th made him send this email...

From: "Barr Antony Edward" (barr.antony@ig.com.br)
Subject: Dear Friend,

Dear Friend,

Firstly, not to cause you embarrassment, I humbly seek for your
co-operation
as an honest and reliable person. I am Barr Antony Edward a Solicitor
at law
and the personal Attorney to late Mr. Allan P. Seaman a National of
American, who used to be an industrialist also the manager Diamond
Safari
(pty). SA. Mr. Allan died Prior to the September 11, 2001 attack on
American
bomb explodes at the World Trade Centre that hit their home.

The deceased made a deposit with HSBC Bank of London, valued presently
at 11
million pounds Sterling which he did not disclose to anybody not even
his
own wife because three days before he made this deposit, he caught his
wife
cheating and they both divorced before his sudden death. Now, I seek
your
consent to present you as the Next of kin/Willed Beneficiary to the
deceased
so that the proceeds of this account valued at 11 Million p ounds can
be
paid to you. This will be disbursed or shared in these percentages, 60%
to
me and 30% to you and 10% for charity organisations.

All necessary legal documents that can be used to back up your claim as
the
willed beneficiary will be carefully worked out by me here in the
United
Kingdom. All I require is your honest CO-OPERATION, CONFIDENTIALITY and
TRUST to enable us see this transaction through.I guarantee you that
this
will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you
from
any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me on my email :
barr.antonyedward@yahoo.co.uk with the following information below:

1. Your Full Name.
2. Telephone Number and Fax Number.
3. Nationality.
4. Occupation.
5. Sex.

This is to enable me commence immediate preparation of all legal
documents
that you will use to apply to HSBC bank for the release and subsequent
transfer of the 11 Million pounds sterling into your account.Your
urgent
response will be highly anticipated and appreciated.
Best Regards,
Barr Antony Edward

Never Forget!

I do not feel bad for receiving his message.

From: "JOHN COOPER" (johncooper1956@yahoo.com)
Subject: Urgent Assistance/Money Transfer

FROM THE DESK OF: MR. JOHN COOPER
MANAGER BILLS/EXCHANGE.
ABSA BANK, JOHANNESBURG
SOUTH AFRICA.

Dear Sir,

Please do not feel bad receiving my message. My name is Mr. John Cooper, of foreign Remittance Department Absa Bank (ABSA), I am a good friend and the bank officer to Late Dr. Park Irvin, national of United Kingdom who was born on the 7th day of Jan, 1955 in UK who until his death he has no wife nor son or daughter to claim his assets hence he was buried here. He is a Contractor and have spent most of his life in my country South Africa. I wish to inform you that Dr. Park Irvin, who is now late was involved in a car accident along Cape town express road and unfortunately lost his life on the 27th day of september, 2002 at Cape town.

Since then I have made several enquiries to the UK Embassy to locate any of his extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful, hence, I have contacted you. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track your name over the Internet, to locate any Member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the assets and Capital valued at US$20.5Million left behind by Dr. Park Irvin before it gets confiscated by the bank because this huge deposit was lodged as treasury bills. The Bank here in South Africa has issued me a notice to provide the next of Kin or have the Treasury bill confiscated. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating any of his relatives for over three years now, I seek your consent to present you as the Next of kin to the deceased, so that the proceeds of this Treasury bill can be paid to you.

In the light of above, the following will be required to achieve this goal to avoid mistake.
1. Full Names....................................
2. Residential Address.......................
3. Phone Number..............................
4. Fax Number..................................
5. Occupation....................................
6. Sex................................................
7. Age...............................................
8. Nationality.....................................
9. Present Country.................................

Please on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the modalities for claim. I have all the necessary information’s and legal documents needed to back you up for claim. All I require from you is your honesty. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. I wait to hear from you soon.

Yours truly,

MR. JOHN COOPER.

They need a help, we give a help!

From: "Konan Kouadio Raymond" (kouadray_2kr@yahoo.fr)
Subject: we need a help
To: Brian.Smith@tvguide.com

Hello Sir, Hello Madam,

Excuse us for the way we come to you. It is not very honest to send you messages but considering the bitterness which we live in everyday life, we were resolved to come towards you so.
Indeed we are two brothers stemming from a very poor family. We are in Africa (Côte d'Ivoire) and, as you know it, it is difficult to live in the plenitude to us. Our father, regrettably, left us since four years.
There is not more than our mother who packsaddle from day to day in bushes to help her seven children whom we are all in all.
Thanks to God, my brother and I had had the luck to enter the University but it was only the beginning of a big misery in the point where we cannot even buy a book; too expensively for our university studies.
We, who think of being the hope of our family, us who think of bringing out our family of the misery; the war came to strike our country and completely dived us into an economic crisis. Everything is surrounded, our situation became even more delicate.
That is why we come to you, you whose heart is full of love for deprived, it would be only a grant about is the value, a possibility of finding us a scholarship to be able to continue our studies in university foreigners.
It is not a way of swindling the honest persons but it is what we really live.
You can send the ofrres to us purses to the following address:

Gnahoré Tokoré Privat 04 BP 2197 Abidjan 04 (Côte d'Ivoire).

You can to also forward us your financial gift via Western Union in the following way:

Receiver
Destination : Abidjan (Côte d'Ivoire)
First name (s) : Kouadio Raymond
Name : Konan
Address : S/C Koffi Désiré 12 BP 863 Abidjan 12

Sender
First name (s) : **************
Name : ************
Address : ************

And the Money Transfert Control Number

You can send it to us on our e-mail address.

Thank you, God bless you

Actually from Nigeria? A shock. This email repeated the message 5 times, so it must be really urgent. Here it is in singular form:

From: "James Oshogboye Oshogboye" (jamesosogboye@wanadoo.es)
Subject: GOD'S WORK

Dear Beloved in Christ,

It is by the grace of God that I received Christ,knowing the truth and the truth have set me free.Having known the truth, I had no choice than to do what is lawful and right in the sight of God for eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of God mercy and glory upon my life.

I have the pleasure to share my testimony with you,having seen your contact from the Internet. I am Barrister James Osogboye, the legal adviser to late Mr. and Mrs. NORBERT WELLS, a British couple that lived in my Country Nigeria for 10 years before they both died in the plane crash lately. These couples were good Christians, they so dedicated to God but they had no child till they died.

Throughout their stay in my country, they acquired a lot of properties like lands, house properties, etc.As their legal adviser, before their death, the husband Mr. NORBERT WELLS instructed me to write his WILL. Because they had no child, they dedicated their wealth to God. According to the WILL,the properties have to be sold and the money be given out to a ministry for the work of God. As their legal adviser,all the documents for the properties were in my care.

He gave me the authority to sell the properties andgive out the fund to the Ministries for the work ofGod.In short, I sold all the properties after their death,as instructed by Mr. NORBERT WELLS before his death.And as matter of fact, after I sold all their properties, I realized more than $10,000,000.00 (ten million US dollars plus), and what supposed to be the percentage interest of my right legal fee was firstly deducted by me out of the total amount realized from the sold properties, this was base on the initial agreement between me and the owner of the properties before his death.

Therefore the total amount left to be invested into God's work as instructed by the owner, is $10,000,000.00 (ten million US dollars) only. But instead of giving the main fund out for the work of God as instructed to me by the owner before his death. I converted the fund to myself with the intention of investing the fund abroad for my personal use. I was afraid of putting thefund in the Bank, because I have to give account to the bank on how i got the money. I then packaged the fund in consignments and deposited the consignments with a security company. I did not want the management of the Security Company to know the content of the consignments, therefore I registered the content of the consignments as Gold Bars. Now, the security company believes that what I deposited with them was Gold Bars.

I had encounter with Christ when Pastor Benny Hinn was preaching on television concerning Ananias and Saphira in Acts 5:1-11. After hearing the word of God, I gave my life to Christ and became a born again Christian.

As a born again Christian, I started reading my bible and one day, the Lord opened my eyes to Ezekiel 33: 18 and 19 where the word of God says: "When the righteous truth from his righteousness, and committee iniquity,he shall even die thereby. But if the wicked turn from his wickedness, and do that which is lawful and right,he shall live thereby". From the scripture, I discovered that the only way I could have peace in my life is to do what is lawful and right by giving out the fund as instructed for the work of God by the owner before his death.

I have asked God for forgiveness and I know that God have forgiven me. But I have to do what is lawful and right in the sight of God by giving out the fund to the chosen ministry for the purpose of God's wok as instructed by the owner before his death. After my fasting and prayers, I asked God to make his choice and direct me to a honest Christian or the chosen ministry that deserves this fund by his Grace.I then came across your address on the Internet as I was browsing through a Christian site, and as a matterof fact, it is not only you or your ministry that Ipicked on the Christian site initially, but after my fervent prayer over it, then you were nominated to me through divine revelation from God, so these are how I received such a divine revelation from the Lord, how I got your contact information, and I then decided to contact you for the fund to be used wisely for things that will glorify the name of God.

I have notified the Security Company where I deposited the consignments that contained the fund, that I am moving the consignment abroad and the security company has since been waiting for my authority for the consignment to leave my country and move to abroad.

You should also forward to me your telephone and fax number for easy communication and to fax you the documents concerning the consignments.Your prompt response will be highly appreciated.

Yours in Christ.

Barrister James Osogboye.

Johnson? Not Johnson! We must help Johnson! And Johnson!

Wait, there's no Johnson in this email!

Subject: URGENT MESSAGE FROM JOHNSON
From: RICHARD@

OFFICE OF THE CHAIRMAN
CONTRACT AWARD / APPROVAL DEPARTMENT.
TENDER BOARD OF NIGERIA ,
ABUJA, NIGERIA.
PRIVATE E-MAIL: jim_lawson@myway.com

DEAR FRIEND,

I KNOW THAT THIS PROPOSAL MAY COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE, AS WE HAVE NOT
MET EACH OTHER BEFORE.

BUT PERMIT ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF TO YOU, AS I NEED YOUR FULL
COOPERATION AND ASSISTANCE TO MAKE THIS TRANSACTION SUCCESSFUL. MY NAME IS
ENGR.RICHARD JOHNSON, A MEMBER OF THE CONTRACT AWARD COMMITTEE IN NIGERIA; I
GOT YOUR CONTACT THROUGH THE LOCAL DIRECTORY OF YOUR COUNTRY'S CHAMBER
& COMMERCE IN NIGERIA.

THE COURSE OF MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE PERSON LED ME TO CONTACT YOU TO
SEE IF YOU WOULD BE CAPABLE TO ASSIST US AND SECURE THIS OUTSTANDING
SUM OF $40M INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

THE ABOVE FUND IN QUESTION IS NOT CONNECTED WITH ARMS, DRUGS OR MONEY
LAUNDERING. IT IS THE PRODUCT OF OVER INVOICE FROM CONTRACTS AWARDED TO
FOREIGN CONTRACTORS IN 2003 BY THE CONTRACT AWARD COMMITTEE.

THE CONTRACT HAS LONG BEEN EXECUTED AND ACTUAL CONTRACT AMOUNT HAS BEEN
PAID TO THE CONTRACTORS, LEAVING THE OVER-ESTIMATED BALANCE OF $40M U.S
DOLLARS STILL PENDING AS UNCLAIMED CONTRACT FUND.

AS CIVIL SERVANTS, WE ARE NOT ALOWED TO OPERATE A FOREIGN BANK ACCOUNT,
HENCE WE DECIDED TO LOOK FOR A FOREIGN COMPANY OR AN INDIVIDUAL WHOM WE
SHALL USE HIS OR HER NAME AS THE BENEFICIARY TO TRANSFER THE $40M INTO
ANY FOREIGN BANK ACCOUNT.

RIGHT NOW, THE PAYMENT APPROVAL COMMITTEE HAS ORDERED IMMEDIATE AND
FINAL PAYMENT OF ALL OUTSTANDING CONTRACT FUNDS TO ITS BENEFICIARIES.

WE HAVE THEREFORE DECIDED TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TRANSFER THE $40M
INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AS IT BELONGS TO NO ONE HERE AND WE DO NOT WANT THE
COMMITTEE TO DISCOVER IT.

MY COLLEAGUES AND I HAVE DECIDED THAT WHEN THE FUNDS IS TRANSFERRED
INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, YOU THE ACCOUNT OWNER WOULD BE COMPENSATED WITH 40% OF
THE TOTAL AMOUNT, WHILE 60% WOULD BE FOR MY COLLEAGUES AND ME.

PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT THE TRANSFER WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN 14
BANKING DAYS AS ALL LOCAL CONTACTS AND ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN PROPERLY
PERFECTED.

IF YOU ARE READY TO ASSIST US IN THIS TRANSACTION, PLEASE FEEL TO SEND
THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:

1: YOUR NAME: -------
2: YOUR ADDRESS: ----
3: YOUR PRIVATE PHONE NUMBERS: -----
4: YOUR PRIVATE FAX NUMBER: --------

I look forward to hearing from you immediately.

Yours truly,
Engr.Jim Lawson Babangida,
Chairman,
Tender Board of Nigeria.

NB: PLEASE SEND YOUR REPLIES TO: jim_lawson@myway.com

Help is on the way!

From: Send an Instant Message "Mrs. Linda Johnson." (mrslindason_3@yahoo.ca)
Subject: PLS STAND ON MY BEHALF.

Hello Dear,
Compliments of the season. I am Mrs. Linda johnson, a civil servant
from Zimbabwe. I got your contact from Chamber and Commerce office as I
was searching for someone who will help me out of my present
predicament,My late husband, Mr.Icheke Johnson was the co-owner of an Agricultural
firm and his partner happens to be among the white farmers that the
dictator President of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe took over their farmlands
and handed over to the blacks, despite all the pleas from the
International Community, and members of the commonwealth country's Most of the
company's assets, animal farms and milk industry were seized and
confiscated by the tyrant President.

My late husband was a British citizen of African descent and we both
lived in the company's staff quarters but our lives were threatened by
agents of President Mugabe. Since then, my husband and I have been living
in exile in Dakar - Senegal. My husband died last August as a result of
cardiac arrest. A substantial amount of money was deposited in the
finance house by my husband before his death through the help of the
International Red Cross staff, because President Mugabe, placed order for the
closure of the accounts of all the white farmers and no one is allowed
to transfer more than ten thousand dollars abroad but luckily enough, I
and my late husband along with some other farmers were assisted through
diplomatic means with the help of the International Red Cross to send
our money abroad.

The total Sum is THIRTY SIX million US dollars (US$36.000.000.), the
money is part of our savings and what my husband inherited from his late
father, from whom we took over the family business. The money arrived
safely in Europe. All the documents to the deposition of the money are
with me here in Senegal and with the Bank also for Security reasons. I
would like you to assist me to relocate the money to your country into
any account of your choice or keep it for me in your safe custody until
I am able to come to your country after my operation soon. I would like
to invest the money into any lucrative business, you deem profitable
and your assistance is highly needed in the areas of investment
feasibility studies.

Hence I need your cooperation to secure this deposit which is as it
stands now, the only hope of my survival as I have already lost my
husband, coupled with my sickness and the situation of insecurity. Life is no
more the same with me after all the lot I have gone through. Moreover,
I wouldn't mind paying you any amount you will charge me up to 20% of
the total money for your assistance in relocating and keeping the money
for me as well as helping me to carry out proper investment. You keep
80% for me pending execution of the investment.
As a sick person, it will be difficult to handle this alone, hence I
need your immense help, coupled with your distinguished business acumen
and track record. Please, I would like you to come to my assistance, I
am a lonely widow and in utter confusion and distress.
This business is solely between two of us and should there be any need
for a third party, I will contact one of the Red Cross staff with whom
I have established some trust. I am scared that if any one gets to know
about this, he might take advantage of my helpless situation. to
diverted this fund or seat on the money without helping me to manage it as
planed, so please if your willing to help kindly contact me very
urgently,
Sincerely your's,

Mrs. Linda Johnson.

A trio of videos from Crooks and Liars:

Paul Hackett and Chris Matthews smack down Republican candidate Van Taylor's talking points:

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Ann Coulter gets smacked down by a lady substituting for Allan Colmes on Hannity and Colmes. Her competence probably will prevent her from guesthosting again:
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Finally, the Daily Show takes on Bush Katrina shill Rocky:

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Subject: URGENT ASSISTANT/INVESTMENT
From: "desmondkari" (desmondkari@terra.com.mx)

ATTN,
Good day, first of all greeting to you and your entire families, I pray that may the almighty lord guard you and your families, I will like to introduce my self also because I know that you will be surprise to get my details, even do we haven't met before that is why I want to use this great opportunity to introduce my self to you to let you know that.

I am DESMOND KARI,The first Son of late CHIEF MOBUTU KARI My father was a very wealthy GOLD and
Diamond merchant in REPUBLIC OF CONGO. He was poisoned to death by his business associate on one of their business outings. When my mother died on the 21ST October 1994,My father took me and my Sister so special because we were motherless. So later my Sister died because of thinking and suffering here in the refugee camp. Before the death of my father on the 29th November 2000 in a private hospital in Abidjan, He sincerely called me on his bed side and told me that he had the sum of (THIRTY MILLION USA DOLLARS)kept in a security company in GHANA.
He also said that the security company does not know the content of the safe Box. He also used my name to Deposit the money as his first Son for next of kin. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates, That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purposes, I want you to assist me in clearing of this fund and transfer it to your country in overseas as a beneficiary of the fund, and also I will like to use it for an investment purpose, such as real estate management. My interested areas of investment are; REAL ESTATE,HOTELS, PETROLEUM INDUSTRY ETC. I am honorably seeking for your assistance in the following ways.
(1)To assist me to clear this fund from the security company and transfer to your country successfully without any hindrance or delay.
(2)To serve as the guardian of this fund since I am a
Boy of (24)yrs .
(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my Education and to secure a residential permit in your country. Moreover, I am willing to offer you 25% of the total sum as compensation for your effort / input after the
successful transfer of this fund to your Country for you to invest it for me over there. Furthermore, you can indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within 14 days, from the day you signify interest to assist me.
please kindly forward me your private contact in other for us to reach you quickly as my foreign beneficiary regarding this transaction.
Waiting for your urgent response, thanks and God bless you.

Best Regards,
Desmond Kari.

Pls kindly get back to me on this email address, desmondkari20@yahoo.co.uk

Blast from the Past!

The U.S. government imposed its tightest security ever Friday on airlines flying from several destinations in Europe and Africa after a raid on a suspected terrorist group in the Philippines uncovered bombs and airline itineraries.
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A spokesman for the Federal Aviation Administration declined to identify which airports were subject to the stepped-up security. The U.S. State Department said the action was considered sufficient to counter the perceived threat. Foreign carriers flying to the United States were also imposing the measures.
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Many of the measures have been kept secret for security reasons and will not be apparent to passengers, but officials said they included body checks, thorough inspection of all hand luggage and tighter scrutiny of checked luggage. Airlines were also told to scan gels, aerosols and liquids that could be explosives in disguise. In addition, cargo operators were told to tighten security.
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A senior administration official said in Washington that the measures amounted to "the tightest security ever put in place."
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Such checks have been carried out at Asian airports for several weeks since reports of a plot to assassinate Pope John Paul II in the Philippines led the police in Manila to the headquarters of the alleged Islamic terrorist gang, where gelatinous explosives and airline timetables were found.
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The security was extended to other parts of the world after the arrest in Pakistan of the man suspected of being not only the leader of the Philippine gang, but also the mastermind of the 1993 World Trade Center bombing in New York, Ramzi Ahmed Yousef.
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Mr. Yousef, 27, was returned to the United States to face trial. According to U.S. officials, the police who raided Mr. Yousef's hotel room in Islamabad found a suitcase containing two toy cars that were packed with what appeared to be a powerful gelatinous explosive.
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In December, a bomb exploded aboard a Philippine Airways Boeing 747, killing a Japanese traveler. The aircraft made at emergency landing at Okinawa. Philippine police have linked the explosion to the same gang accused of plotting against the Pope.
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Meanwhile, Jim Swire, a spokesman for families of victims of the 1988 Lockerbie disaster over Scotland, said the measures imposed by the Federal Aviation Administration contrasted with the recent decision by the British government to slash its Department of Transport Security Section.
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Dr. Swire, whose daughter was one of 270 people killed in the bombing of Pan Am Flight 103, said safety standards have been severely compromised by the decision to cut one third from the budget of the approximately 100-member section.
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The inspectors are responsible for seeing that security measures are properly carried out by domestic and foreign carriers in Britain and at foreign airports from which flights into Britain originate.
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Dr. Swire said the hijacking by four Algerian militants of an Air France airliner in December, and reports that they intended to blow it up over Paris, pointed to the need for tighter rather than less security.