- Donald Trump has gone full birther and released his birth certificate. Except it’s not a real birth certificate. He finally released his real one. Maybe someone can teach him how to use Google and see Obama’s, which has been online for three years now.
- Poor Republican Rep. Dean Duffy can’t live on his meager $174,000 salary.
- Rep. Chris Smith (R-NJ) feels so strongly about small government he flies overseas on taxpayers’ expense to lobby for stricter abortion controls in Kenya. What controls, considering abortion is illegal in Kenya? He wants to eliminate abortion in cases to protect the life of the mother. Party of Life!
- Tea Party too crazy for most Americans
- Slavery is the new normal
- Michelle Rhee is Waiting for Superman….to make less detectable erasers! In the meantime she’s blaming the messenger.
- The government is probably gonna be shut down.
- Cartoon of the Day: