Nothing I say will be as ridiculous as this ad from Turn Right USA for CA-36, described as Willie Horton on Steroids. Don’t forget to visit the accompanying website Hahn’s Homeboyz.org
CA-36 features Los Angeles Councilwoman Janice Hahn (D) against Teabagger businessman Craig Huey.
Oh yeah! When Muzzies get you down, just lube up your gun with Silver Bullet Gun Oil (from here) and live out your rightwing eliminationist fantasies!
But don’t take my word for it, let’s let the website speak for itself!
SILVER BULLET GUN OIL, is a HIGHLY EFFECTIVE Counter-Islamic terrorist force multiplier.
SILVER BULLET GUN OIL was designed specifically to put Demoralizing FEAR and TERROR into
SUPPOSEDLY “Fearless” Islamo-Fascist terrorists. It was created with the “TRUE BELIEVER” in mind.
According to the Koran, Allah states, “Any of my followers contaminated by swine at the time of his
death will be denied entry to my paradise forever, I HATE THE STENCH OF SWINE.”HOW does SILVER BULLET GUN OIL work? SILVER BULLET GUN OIL CONTAINS 13% USDA LIQUEFIED PIG
FAT. The PIG FAT is mixed with our blended, hi-grade WEAPONS OIL designed for use in ALL FIREARMS.
The oil is applied to the inside of the barrel of any firearm or weapons system. When fired, BULLETS are
coated with SILVER BULLET GUN OIL containing the PIG FAT. The PIG FAT is transferred to anything the
BULLETS STRIKE. The coating of OIL CONTAINING PIG FAT effectively DENIES entry to Allah’s Paradise to
any Islamo-Fascist terrorist KIA with a bullet coming from a firearm using SILVER BULLET GUN OIL in the
barrel. SILVER BULLET GUN OIL uses the belief system of Allah’s Islamo-Fascist terrorists to put fear of
death into them, a fear they haven’t had until NOW.SILVER BULLET GUN OIL can be used in or on ALL weapons and weapons systems. Put a drop
on the remains of ”suicide bombers” for the same effect-No Paradise! FOR MAXIMUM IMPACT
DOWNRANGE; USE ”SILVER BULLET” AND MAKE SURE THE ISLAMO-FASCIST COWARDS KNOW IT!
Don’t worry, it’s all okay to use it, because of this disclaimer!
THIS PRODUCT IS FOR USE ON ARMED MUSLIM TERRORISTS ONLY.
WE DO NOT PROMOTE DISCRIMINATION AGAINST ANY RACE OR RELIGION, ONLY TERRORISTS.
Here is the impressive production line:
Which was accompanied by this manifesto from “THE MIDNITE RIDER”
The pictures above are of the Silver Bullet Gun Oil production line. Due to much increased demand
in the USA, SBGO has been forced to also add on a SECOND SHIFT at their production facilities.
Approximately 300 Bottles per hr are being produced currently at main production facility.
The Bottles of SBGO seen packed went to MARINE units Stationed in Helmand province in
Afghanistan in early November. there were also 3 other shipments to Marines in Afghanistan
recently totalling over 4000 bottles sent there in the last two months.
First Responders throughout the USA have increased the use of SBGO in their weapons. Police
Patrol officers now use SBGO in their service weapons.
Since the FT Hood incident MANY civilian militias throughout the USA have bought numerous cases
of SBGO and one unit recently bought a PALLET full of SBGO.
U.S.Military weapons are PRE-LUBED with SBGO BEFORE being sent to the Middle East in a process
that bonds SBGO to ALL WEAPONS PARTS immersed in it AT THE MOLECULAR LEVEL during
pre-deployment weapons preparation
SWAT teams in the Tri-state area have gotten large quanities of SBGO in preparation for the
upcoming Terrorist trials in NY in case there are any HOSTAGE INCIDENTS. Any
Islamoterrormerchant attempting to enter paradise through jihad by hostage will in all likelihood die
from a first responders weapon using SBGO in it.
“We the PEOPLE” are sick of playing with a bunch of COWARDLY Voodoo Heathen cave dwelling
baby murderers. Believe what you want for your so-called “Religion of PEACE” but DON’T try to make
AMERICANS believe the ravings of MOHAMMED the pedophile murderer,or his sycophant followers
who advocate the wholesale slaughter of women and children and non-believers in the Muslim
Sharia type of NAZISM.True “Believers” in the Al-qaeda way are invited to come to the USA so that “WE THE PEOPLE” CAN
SEND YOU PERSONALLY TO ALLAH’S HELL, STINKING OF SWINE.
ALLAH AWAITS AND SO DO “WE THE PEOPLE”,and “We the PEOPLE” are HEAVILY ARMED,and MANY
use SBGO in their weapons.
Do not delude yourselves that ALL Americans are SHEEP to be sheared.
Do not delude yourselves that the American People have lost their will to be DESTROY YOU.
DO NOT DELUDE YOURSELVES THAT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE ONLY REACTIONARY.
Do not delude yourselves that you will be victorious,you will DIE and Be consigned to HELL for your
troubles.
“We THE PEOPLE” have taken STEPS, HERE,to make your endeavors to defeat US come up ONLY as
a LOSS for YOU, IN EVERY WAY
YOUR DEFEAT AND DEMISE IS PREDICTED AND WILL HAPPEN,UNLESS YOU STOP ALL AGGRESSION
AGAINST THE USA AND IT’S ALLIES,NOW.
Ask your so -called “martyred” dead who reside in allahs HELL from being KIA with a weapon using
SBGO.
YOUR REWARD FOR YOUR TROUBLE IF YOU DON’T LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS WILL BE PHYSICAL
DEATH AND THEN ALLAH’S HELL. FOR ETERNITY.
IS IT WORTH IT ?
IS RISKING YOUR ETERNAL SOUL WITH NO LONGER A GUARANTEE OF PARADISE WORTH THE RISK
TO POSSIBLY KILL A COUPLE MORE AMERICANS ??
IF YOU FEEL IT IS,THEN BRING IT ON,BECAUSE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT COUNT ARE READY
WILLING AND ABLE TO DEFEAT AND DESTROY YOUR BODY AND YOUR BLACK,EVIL MURDEROUS
EXCUSES FOR SOULS.
LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS AND GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES OR HOVELS OR whatever SHITPIT you
come from or SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCE OF DEATH AND THE UNENDING PAIN OF ETERNAL HELL.
Do not be deceived because the American Media does not broadcast SBGO to the world that it does
not exist. THEY DO AS THEY ARE TOLD TO DO. They have been ORDERED to not broadcast anything
about SBGO.
When you are boiling in Allah’s piss you will KNOW who truly deceived you,
YOUR RABID so-called leaders WHO HAD NO AUTHORITY TO DECLARE JIHAD IN THE FIRST PLACE
HAVE DECEIVED YOU.
YOUR power hungry,unclean of hands and minds priests of your lying “Religion of Peace” have
sent you to be condemned for all eternity for their own petty lusts HAVE DECEIVED YOU.
THOSE WHO DECLARED A JIHAD AGAINST THE USA AND HAD NO AUTHORITY TO DO SO HAVE
DECEIVED YOU.
BIN LADEN IS A SPOILED RICH BITCH,HE HIDES LIKE THE COWARDLY EFFETE JACKAL HE IS,HE SENDS
YOU TO DIE WHILE HE SITS BACK AND REAPS THE BENEFITS.
BLIND STUPID FOOLS.
Many of your so-called “Martyrs” await your presence in Allah’s HELL due to SBGO,they await your
arrival as misery truly loves company.
THE MIDNITE RIDER
Remember, they don’t believe in your god, but they’re gonna send you to your hell. Somehow!
liberal jerks are such poopy-heads!
Despite George W. Bush being the all-time leader of vacationing presidents, GOPUSA.com doesn’t like that Obama does golf.
But they make a nice claim:
George W. Bush eventually did give up golf while president, but it was probably because of this scene that showed up in Fahrenheit 9/11 rather than respect for the troops as he claimed in an interview much later:
And, yes, that is President George W. Bush golfing during war, on August 4th, 2002.
Did you know the shooting of Rep Gabrielle Giffords and others was all a fake government conspiracy done by actors? Because according to some nutballs, it is. And the supporters are now harassing survivors of the attack!
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Such obviously fantastic claims would usually not merit the attention of law enforcement, but they have in this instance because some believers have been confronting, and alarming, some of the people associated with the case in recent weeks.
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Manuel J. Johnson, a spokesman for the F.B.I., said the bureau was aware of the site, but he declined to say whether an investigation was under way. One shooting victim said he notified the F.B.I. recently after two men showed up at his Tucson home claiming to be investigators and saying they were trying to determine whether the shooting was a hoax.“They tried to get into my home,” said the victim, who asked that he not be identified because it might attract more such visitors. “They wanted to know if I had any pictures. They said they didn’t believe the event took place.”
The victim said that when he pressed the visitors for identification, one of them presented a business card that listed the Texas conspiracy site, which describes the shooting as an exercise conducted by the Department of Homeland Security. Other people connected to the case, including hospital personnel, victims’ relatives and possible trial witnesses, have received similar visits or seen their images on the Web site, officials said.The site, which solicits donations from visitors to help with its “investigation,” shows pictures of people who appeared on television after the shooting — including the suspect, Jared L. Loughner — and claims they resemble photographs of Tucson-area actors found on the Internet.
“We are only trying to uncover the truth and give the information to the Citizens,” the site says. “We would love nothing more than to debunk our own theory.”
Ed Chiarini, who runs the site, identifies himself as an inventor and Web entrepreneur. He could not be reached for comment.
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Subject: Wedding Ring Is In For Repairs…
Like the Bible says, “There is none so blind as those
who refuse to see.”
Wedding ring is in for repairs – Another piece falls into place.
In a press conference last week Obama was not wearing his wedding
ring nor was he wearing his watch when noticed, his staff said his
ring was out for repairs.
No reason was given for the missing watch. So it’s just a coincidence that Muslims are forbidden from wearing jewelry during the month of Ramadan (ninth month of the Islamic calendar, lasting from 29 to 30 days).
Can’t possibly be that, because although he hasn’t gone to a
Christian church service since entering the White House, we know he’s a committed Christian “cause he said so during he campaign!”
………..And I’ve got a bridge to nowhere to sell you also.
This is the same president that spent the Christmas holidays in
Hawaii to avoid religious obligations as PRESIDENT at the White
House. His children do not receive Christmas presents.
Let’s just face the facts and quit trying to tell the truth, we have
a muslim for president in the White House, and he has no
knowledge of American history.
Onion article fools idiots via buzzfeed
Stephen Colbert stopped by the FEC to form a SuperPAC.
Why should you care? Because what he’s doing is brilliant and has real world consequences.
Background:
On Friday, May 13th, Colbert and his lawyer showed up at the Federal Election Commission building in D.C. to formally request an advisory opinion for the Colbert Super PAC, which if created will be an independent expenditure Political Action Comittee able to accept unlimited corporate, individual, political committee and labor contributions.
This is a real request, says Colbert “I’m making an actual request. I want to find out whether I actually have to list Viacom and the fact that I have a show as a gift in-kind,and if I don’t, I can’t wait to use the resources of my show.”
The Lawful In-kind Contribution:
If Stephen Colbert forms a PAC and then references or uses material from the PAC on his show, there is a question whether Viacom (his corporate parent) must report the time used to talk about the PAC as an In-kind Contribution to the PAC. The FEC created this rule to prevent free advertising of PACs by shows. There is an exemption, called the Press Exemption, which is why Karl Rove can get paid by Fox News and go on Fox News and blabber on and on about American Crossroads with no repercussions, Fox News is a press entity and is exempt. Colbert is seeking clarity as to whether Viacom can count as a press entity.
It is possible the FEC will do ruling here that may strike down the press exemption, or alter it in ways that affect Fox News and their paid contributors who also run PACs like Karl Rove and Sarah Palin. In that event, Colbert has already won, hurting an enemy while producing bits for his own show. Colbert also exposes the lax of regulations and oversight at the FEC on forming PACs and SuperPACs. If Colbert is allowed the Press Exemption, he has free reign to create a multitude of content that will have implications in the 2012 campaign and beyond.
For example, this will allow Colbert to produce commercials to air in markets of close races. Due to the Colbert satire angle, expect them to be “pro-GOP” in a sense of them being anything but. Colbert’s name will ensure viral internet propagation of the commercials, and they’ll also be used as material for The Colbert Report. The commercials won’t even have to air to be seen thousands of times in the districts they are targeting. The 2012 campaign season promises to be more entertaining that 2008 ever was.
Colbert’s success in getting his PAC started will inspire others to do similar work. I am not sure who could set up something as large as his PAC has the potential to be in time for 2012, but I expect there will be a few copycats of varying degrees of seriousness.
Colbert is quoted as saying “I believe the Citizens United decision was the right one, there should be unlimited corporate money, and I want some of it. I don’t want to be the one chump who doesn’t have any.”
Then Colbert spoke:
“As we stand here on this historic site, where 250 years ago today George Washington filed his papers to form his independent expenditures non-connected political action committee, we are also standing at an American crossroads — not to be confused with American Crossroads, the name of Karl Rove’s ‘Super PAC,” Colbert told the crowd. “I mean a metaphorical crossroads, because the Supreme Court’s decision in Citizens United has proved that unlimited corporate money equals free speech. But by the transitive property of elections, does it not also follow that no corporate money equals silence?”
“I want to form Colbert Super PAC for all the PAC-less Americans, to give you a voice in the form of my voice,” Colbert said.
Colbert told the crowd he’d be offering handshakes at $1 a pop and collected fists full of cash as he darted into an awaiting SUV.
Background from episodes of Colbert Report (thanks Lansdowne):
March 10th
Inspired by ads from Tim Pawlenty and his PAC, Colbert decides to form his own.
March 30th
Colbert asks former FEC chair Trevor Potter about PACs and prepares to submit his paperwork.
April 14th part 1
Parent company Viacom urges Colbert to cease PAC activities as it would be an illegal ‘in kind’ contribution of corporate resources.
April 14th part 2
Trevor Potter returns to help Colbert submit the necessary cover letter to turn his PAC application into a SuperPAC application, which allows for corporate donations.
April 28th
Colbert discusses the differences between PACs and SuperPACs. Interview with Russ Feingold about impacts of the Citizens United ruling.
May 11th
Viacom still is reluctant to allow Colbert to continue PAC activities as they would have to disclose details about its contribution of airtime and resources. Trevor Potter then helps Colbert in obtaining a ‘media exemption’ which allows for journalistic organizations to report on PAC activities without considering the airtime a contribution.
Obama surrendered to the right once again and released his long-form birth certificate to try to quiet the insane birthers. Because Obama underestimates the insane racism of his opponents, this release matters 0.0000%, as no one ever will be convinced if they think he’s a foreign born Muslim commie Kenyan alien robot. Dissenters fall into two camps, one that is convinced this one is fake and is going to insane lengths to prove it, and the one that doesn’t care because they’re following an incorrect definition of “Natural born citizen.” Though this does make the Republicans look even more loony, so maybe this was a shrewd move.
A sample response:
Also, this has prompted death threats from at least one poster on PatriotActionNetwork.com (formerly Resistnet.com):
Despite their name change, we can always expect quality death threats against the president from Resistnet— I mean, PatriotActionNetwork!
more reactions below the fold.
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