Texas Governor Rick Perry living large!
Congratulations to new Miss USA Rima Fakih, partially because she beat AZ immigration law supporting Miss Oklahoma, and partially because she’s spawning retarded columns like this one from Wingnut Daniel Pipes claiming there is a conspiracy to have Muslims win beauty contests.
Newt Gingrich – wingnut?? Who would have thought!
Cartoon of the day:
Maine teabagging idiots got it in their heads the teacher who operates the classroom they were renting for space was a commie so they trashed the place like any mature patriotic American would do!
Obama has approved assassinating an American citizen. BOOOOO! to Obama.
The INAFJ (I need a freakin’ job) folks are astroturf from Breitbart.TV
The oil leak is 10 times what was previously thought. but nevermind that, the BP CEO sez that it is only a teeny-weeny itty-bitty smidgen of oil!
Cartoon of the day:
Hawaii’s Governor Linda Lingle has signed into law a bill that allows the state to ignore repeated requests for President Obama’s birth documents. No word on how Dr. Orly Taitz PhD Jr. feels about this.
Rep. Steve King (R-IA) still hates the gays
Sadly, No trashes RedState.com’s Erick Erickson savagely for being wrong about everything, again.
Cartoon of the day:
Alabama GOP governor candidates are having a war of words over who is the most crazy creationist. Not calling the other candidates crazy creationists, they are boasting at how crazy of a creationist they themselves are!
GOP Congressional Candidate Brad Goehring,running for California’s 11th district, posted this on Facebook:
“If I could issue hunting permits, I would officially declare today opening day for liberals. The season would extend through November 2 and have no limits on how many taken as we desperately need to ‘thin’ the herd,”
Way to be an eliminationalist, Brad Goehring, you with the ironic German name. He later tried to backpedal.
Comic of the day:
The Red Cross has confirmed the US has a secret prison at Bagram Airbase in Afghanistan
28% of Republicans said the recent oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico made them more likely to support drilling off the coast to an equal 28% who said it made them less likely to be supportive. In other news, 28% of Republicans are more likely to eat lead paint.
Teabaggers have hijacked Maine’s GOP platform. No word yet on how the two GOP senators from there feel, but after they get primaried out in 2012 and 2014 by nutballs we’ll welcome the new Democrat senators from Maine with open arms. The best part about the platform is how it randomly namedrops Ron Paul.
DailyKos has a good writeup on The National Organization for Marriage’s scary Ruth Institute, which wants to bring women into the good ol’ days of 1837! Featuring a specific goal of Maintain at least a replacement-level birth rate, so that the devastation of a European-style “demographic winter” is avoided. That means, breed like rabbits, white people, before brown comes to town!
Elena Kagan was officially nominated to the Supreme Court today. Expect conservatives to come out of the woodwork opposing her just because. We’re not too thrilled, but for reasons that aren’t Obama derangement syndrome.
