Patriot Action Network and the Big BLACK Bus

Posted on August 19, 2011 by Tars Tarkas

The big news over the week was Obama going on a bus tour, with a new, armored bus bought by the Secret Service. this instantly turned the Right Wing Noise Machine into the pack of howler monkeys they are and they all fell over each other to make jokes about “pimpin’ the ride” and “black bus!” and other unimaginative racist crap. Karl Rove even declared that his American Crossroads will use the bus as an attack target. We are sure that Karl Rove will be fair and point out that the Secret Service bought an identical bus for the eventual Republican candidate to use in 2012.

So let’s see what PatriotActionNetwork has to say about this! It will be very patriotic and actiony, I tell you what…

Let’s start out with name-calling and racism!

I am not sure if this guy is in the “Obama is 7/8ths Arab” camp or the “Obama is secretly hawaiian” camp. Or a newer, dumber camp.

This is my favorite quote of the day, because it is pure win:

Howie Subnick also has a way with words. Or experience with turds in punch bowls.

Obama has a bus….that means MARTIAL LAW!!!

Patricia Cole is obsessed with powerful black images.

How will Patricia A. Brittell pay for the troops to storm the White House if she’s suspended all paychecks?

Jokes! Of the unfunny kind!

Anyone? Help?

And some cracks in the line at PatriotActionNetwork.

More in a bit, as more is always coming. Always. Until then, let’s all get purple ears!

Drain Clogs – 07-27-2010

Posted on July 27, 2010 by Tars Tarkas

FreeRepublic.com is getting sued by a lawyer who buys up content rights from newspapers and then sues blogs that reprint the content. Basically, he’s a Copyright Troll, which is like a Patent Troll. He’s also a giant douchebag if this Wired write-up is to be believed. He has to be bad because we’re siding with FreeRepublic.com on this one! We’ll have more on Freerepublic’s last time they got sued by newspapers in the upcoming history of FreeRepublic.com article.
Republican Colorado U.S. Senate candidate Ken Buck called Birthers “dumbasses”!

“Will you tell those dumbasses at the Tea Party to stop asking questions about birth certificates while I’m on the camera,” Buck said to the worker while laughing. “God, what am I supposed to do?”
Tom Tancredo (Racist-CO) will run for governor of Colorado as a Constitution Party Candidate! And he’s already gotten into shouting matches!
Texas Rep. Lamar Smith (R-of course) was on Lou Dobb’s radio show saying Obama’s close to violating his oath of office. Tom Tancredo isn’t one to speak softly, he just up and says “Mr. Obama is a more serious threat to America than al Qaeda.”
Republican Tennessee Rep. Zach Wamp (R-03) is planning on seceding from the union over the health care bill. He quickly backpedaled faster than Lance Armstrong twisted backwards.
In the midst of the whole flap over Shirley Sherrod, the Senate strips funding for Black Farmers who were discriminated against for decades. Good job, senate! By good I mean bad.
WikiLeaks posted a bajillion leaked military documents about Afghanistan
US Pay Czar Kenneth Feinberg is a giant pussy who just cost you $1.6 billion. Change.
Michele Bachman can’t do anything right – Her rollout of the Tea Party Caucus was filled with blunder after blunder.
What if Sharron Angle held a press conference, and then ran away when the press actually tried to ask her questions!? Wonder no more cuz it happened!
Operation Rescue founder Randall Terry has launched a campaign to burn Lindsay Graham in effigy because he is not voting against Elena Kagan
Salon sez:

The IRS filing of American Crossroads, an outside 527 group that was conceived by Rove and ex-RNC chair Ed Gillespie, gives a good taste of who is funding the GOP effort to make big gains in the House and Senate come the fall. The group has already burned through $600,000 on ads attacking Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, who is facing a reelection contest against Republican Sharron Angle (see one of the spots below). Chaired by another ex-RNC chair, Mike Duncan, American Crossroads has pledged to raise $50 million to beat Democrats in the midterms and has been seen by some as a competitor to the Republican National Committee itself.

There are no limits on how much corporations, unions, and individuals can donate to 527 groups.

Those four dudes: Trevor Rees-Jones, president of Dallas-based Chief Oil and Gas $1 million; Bradley Wayne Hughes, chairman of Public Storage Inc, $1.55 million to date; Harold Simmons, owner of Southwest Louisiana Land LLC; Robert Rowling, owner of TRT Holdings, $1 million.
Buy an Obama Stress Head, mofos! The Weekly Standard could sure use the cash.
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Drain Clogs 05-18-2010

Posted on May 18, 2010 by Tars Tarkas

Family Values Rep. Mark Souder (R-IN) was boning this chick who isn’t his wife, and is now retiring:

Vote for war criminals – Ilario Pantano and Allen West should be in jail, not running as Republicans.

This Rolling Stone article about Karl Rove should be awesome, except it is ruined by too many Star Wars references. We’ll try to do a better breakdown if we have time later.

Stampy stampy!

The MPAA hates our troops!

Cartoon of the Day:

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