Drain Clogs – 01-12-2012

Posted on January 12, 2012 by Tars Tarkas

US Coast Guard to escort grain ship as the military is now being used against striking workers. This is the first time since 1970 and Nixon ordered troops during the postal strike. Between that and the indefinite detention, it’s a proud time to be an American!
Conservative Huttese Gangster Rush Limbaugh defended attacks against Mitt Romney in regards to Bain Capital, but failed to mention that Bain Capital owns Clear Channel Media, and thus is paying Limbaugh $400 million
The New York Times – Should we check facts occasionally? They’re seriously asking people that, instead of going “Of course we should, we apologize for sucking so much the past 25 years!”
It turns out having a sign by your pool saying “Whites Only” IS racist!
SOPA author Lamar Smith steals images
Don’t like the service of your waitstaff? If you’re a rich bastard like John Castle, just break their finger and call them a schmuck!
Angry people tweet Michelle Obama
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I can never read this guy’s name…

Patriot Action Network and the Big BLACK Bus

Posted on August 19, 2011 by Tars Tarkas

The big news over the week was Obama going on a bus tour, with a new, armored bus bought by the Secret Service. this instantly turned the Right Wing Noise Machine into the pack of howler monkeys they are and they all fell over each other to make jokes about “pimpin’ the ride” and “black bus!” and other unimaginative racist crap. Karl Rove even declared that his American Crossroads will use the bus as an attack target. We are sure that Karl Rove will be fair and point out that the Secret Service bought an identical bus for the eventual Republican candidate to use in 2012.

So let’s see what PatriotActionNetwork has to say about this! It will be very patriotic and actiony, I tell you what…

Let’s start out with name-calling and racism!

I am not sure if this guy is in the “Obama is 7/8ths Arab” camp or the “Obama is secretly hawaiian” camp. Or a newer, dumber camp.

This is my favorite quote of the day, because it is pure win:

Howie Subnick also has a way with words. Or experience with turds in punch bowls.

Obama has a bus….that means MARTIAL LAW!!!

Patricia Cole is obsessed with powerful black images.

How will Patricia A. Brittell pay for the troops to storm the White House if she’s suspended all paychecks?

Jokes! Of the unfunny kind!

Anyone? Help?

And some cracks in the line at PatriotActionNetwork.

More in a bit, as more is always coming. Always. Until then, let’s all get purple ears!

Drain Clogs – 06-20-2011

Posted on June 20, 2011 by Tars Tarkas

Clarence Thomas being corrupts as fuck is finally getting a wee bit of traction. Nothing will happen, of course.
I’m sure having an Obama impersonator tell racial jokes will totally get more minority votes!
The Best Health Care in the World means robbing a bank for $1 just so you can get health care.
Two aides to former Maryland Governor Robert Ehrlich (R) have been indicted for conspiracy to suppress black votes. See? Jobs created by Republicans thanks to their other racism!
Scott Adams defends rapists
What If Jews Had Followed the Palestinian Path?
Arizona continues to be a wonderful state to live.
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Drain Clogs – 06-07-2011

Posted on June 7, 2011 by Tars Tarkas

Clarence Thomas is corrupt as fuck, but you’ll never know it because Rep. Anthony Weiner is scummy.
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) gutted their domestic terror group after Wingnuts went insane over the domestic terror report “Right-wing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment” (pdf) More here
Conservative group Americans for Prosperity put up fake eviction notices all over a Detroit neighborhood.
Kill two people? Rich? Welcome to just house arrest!
Cisco and the US government are teaming up to go after corporate whistleblowers. Go go team Corporate Thugocracy!
Haiti made an oil deal with Hugo Chavez to save money and the US state department crushed it.
The US also acted on behalf of Hanes and Levis to keep poor Haitians making slave wages. Go go team Corporate Thugocracy!
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Obama Golfs as America Honors Fallen Heroes

Posted on June 1, 2011 by Tars Tarkas

Despite George W. Bush being the all-time leader of vacationing presidents, GOPUSA.com doesn’t like that Obama does golf.

But they make a nice claim:

George W. Bush eventually did give up golf while president, but it was probably because of this scene that showed up in Fahrenheit 9/11 rather than respect for the troops as he claimed in an interview much later:

And, yes, that is President George W. Bush golfing during war, on August 4th, 2002.

ring

Posted on May 23, 2011 by Tars Tarkas

Subject: Wedding Ring Is In For Repairs…

Like the Bible says, “There is none so blind as those

who refuse to see.”

Wedding ring is in for repairs – Another piece falls into place.

In a press conference last week Obama was not wearing his wedding
ring nor was he wearing his watch when noticed, his staff said his
ring was out for repairs.

No reason was given for the missing watch. So it’s just a coincidence that Muslims are forbidden from wearing jewelry during the month of Ramadan (ninth month of the Islamic calendar, lasting from 29 to 30 days).

Can’t possibly be that, because although he hasn’t gone to a
Christian church service since entering the White House, we know he’s a committed Christian “cause he said so during he campaign!”
………..And I’ve got a bridge to nowhere to sell you also.

This is the same president that spent the Christmas holidays in
Hawaii to avoid religious obligations as PRESIDENT at the White
House. His children do not receive Christmas presents.

Let’s just face the facts and quit trying to tell the truth, we have
a muslim for president in the White House, and he has no

knowledge of American history.

Wingnut Web – Osama Was Already Dead Edition

Posted on May 2, 2011 by Tars Tarkas

As news of Osama bin Laden’s death reached the world, all of Twitter became a long-running late night talk show monologue as we waited for Obama’s speech officially announcing it. But there are those with no sense of humor, no jaded sarcasm as the world changes around them. They are bitter, they are crazy, and they know that Kenyan Muslim is pulling the wool over their eyes! We go now to Resisnet.com/PatriotActionNetwork…

First reply, also LOL at Obama’s real name being Tim

You raise a valid point with the naming of Tim Osman

Only nine layers? I’ll pass…

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Obama’s brain was replaced with Malcolm X’s!

Posted on April 13, 2011 by Tars Tarkas

It’s true, just look at these scars!

There can only be one explanation for this! No, not hair parting…BRAIN SURGERY SCARS!! And what was Barack Obama getting brain surgery on? Well, because he won’t let us dig deep into his private medical records, we can only assume that after Barack Obama was born, his brain was removed and replaced with the freshly killed brain of his secret father, Malcolm X, and now Malcolm X lives again as President of the United States of America!! It’s so crazy, it can only be true!

Source

Obama existed as a knee before anything else…

Posted on April 11, 2011 by Tars Tarkas

In a world where people are idiots, Obama’s entire life history has been fabricated with poorly photoshopped photos!

Or these people are too dumb to understand jpg compression artifacts..

No, Obama’s entire life history is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

Via MediaMatters:

Jack Cashill, author of the charmingly insane book Deconstructing Obama, claims to have unearthed yet another shocking bombshell about Barack Obama’s past. According to Cashill’s WorldNetDaily column this morning, this photo of young Barack Obama and his grandparents in New York is a forgery into which Obama has been photoshopped:

But that photo is a fake, here is the real photo!:

As you can plainly see from that photo, the real photo is a fake and Obama was never there to take his picture…except for his KNEE!!! Where is the KNEE’s Birth Certificate? This conspiracy just got deeper!

This FreeRepublic.com thread proves the photo is fake because there was a tree there twenty years ago and isn’t there now! CONSPIRACY!! Where’s the BIRTH CERTIFICATE!?!?!?!

Here is a wonderful video about the conspiracy of conspiracies!

Drain Clogs – 04-04-2011

Posted on April 4, 2011 by Tars Tarkas

The Republicans want to gut Medicaid
US Bank Wachovia launders billions for Mexican drug lords, no one charged with anything
Missouri Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder (R) – and possible governor candidate – has spent 329 nights at hotels and casinos in St. Louis and St. Louis County since 2006 and the taxpayers paid the bills. Important government functions? Nope! Baseball games, society balls, political fundraisers… Kinder said “I’m not talking to you” when asked about this.
Protests in front of Koch Industries’s DC office today on the anniversary of the assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr.
Wisconsin police refused orders to detain the missing Democrat Senators
Obama is a coward.
Cartoon of the Day:

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